The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!