the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The ability to cure anyone of AIDS for 37 seconds

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to die

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!