The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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the ability to see fairy's

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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Farting at will

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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The power to never have sex....jack.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!