The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to be the ceo of BP

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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the power to suck your elbow

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to be blind

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!