The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn anything you want green.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to potato.

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to shit bicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!