The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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the power to make pigs fly.

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the power to not watch south park

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to see into the present

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The power to pee any color

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!