The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to watch grass grow

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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To stab Djones

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!