The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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to have the ability to fly and teleport at the same time.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The ability to spend expired coupons.

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The power of missing a finger.

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The power to have no power.

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Smoke vision

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!