the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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to be bradley

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to potato.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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meh.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to have cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!