the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!