The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to read the TV

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!