The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to go blind at will.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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Melting

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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the power to die at will

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The power to swim on land

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!