the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The ability to spread toe jam on toast

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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the ability to darken darkness

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!