The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to transform into air.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!