The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to swim on land

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to fart snot

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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the power to poo pineapples

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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the power to eat waffles

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ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The ability to breath under lava

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!