the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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the power of super strength but being paralyzed when you activate the power

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The ability to do nothing

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to convince people who already agreed with you.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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Smoke vision

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!