the ability to enjoy school

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to swim on land

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!