The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to have no power.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!