The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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Poop

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to be your self

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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Really bendy thumb

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Turn gold into lead.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!