The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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Melting

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the power to see through windows

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to transform into air.

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!