The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to write on this website

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to be a rock

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!