The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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Batman

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!