The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!