The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The power to piss lava.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to speak in Braille

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!