The power to peak braille

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to talk in sign language.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to think about useless power

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!