Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Death at will

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the power to make music for deaf people

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!