The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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Really bendy thumb

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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Melting

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The power to make another power but remove your last power and that power chooses randomly what your next power will be by choosing one on the front page

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to transform into air.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!