The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to see into the present

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to bleed

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The ability to be a rock

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!