the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to know what time is not

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!