The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!