the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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Death at will

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to not have any power.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!