- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

The power to see through anything except air.

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

the power to be invisable in high school.

the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

to power to do the bird is the word

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

the ability to slap someone with your foot

The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

The power to speak braille

The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

the ability to have a useless ability.

To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

The power to grab a cats face

the power to speak morse code .

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to slam a revolving door.

The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

Pointless Super Powers