the power of being republican

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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the power to smell like feet

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to disgorge large quantities of water, from your anus, all the time.

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to speak morse code .

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!