The power to have 20/21 vision

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!