The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to turn on the lights using a light switch.

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The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The power rangers

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to be super jewish

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the ability to laugh like george bush

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!