The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to be a normal person

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to see through water

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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the ability to darken darkness

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Balls.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to eat edible things.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!