The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The ability to control the internet

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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Power to make other people rich.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the ability to commit a crime and be arrested for twice as long as you should have been in the first place

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the power to shit bicks

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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Farting at will

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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The power to not have superpowers

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!