The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to see through horses

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to forget how to swim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!