The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The ability to be very very stoned but only during job interviews

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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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The power to part grass.

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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the power to rule North Korea

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The power to activate the turn signal of any car passing by.

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The power to always be the third in the slowest supermarket lines.

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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to buy every game ever created, but you only have a ps3.

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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The power to have Hiccup at will, but no being able to stop it at will.

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The power to be black.

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The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.

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The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!