the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN

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The power to read the Terms of Service but be unable to check the box saying that you have done so.

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thepowertofixmyspacebar.

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the power to create buttered toast from your ankles at a full moon.

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the ability to walk with your buttcheeks

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The power to smell the inside of your nose.

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The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.

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The power to raise your cholesterol level using only your mind.

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The power find anything on Google. Except Love.

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The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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X-ray vision that only works on old mens clothes.

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The ability to make dust accumulate on things five times faster than normal

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The power to shrink your penis every time you are aroused.

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The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.

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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The power to see all things visible

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself.

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the power to become slightly sticky

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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The power to raise or lower the temperature of the room you're in by 1 degree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!