the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the ability to travel forward in time at the speed of regular time

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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The power to breathe

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!