The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

The power to light things on fire with a match

The power to phase through toilet paper.

Imortality.

The power of throwing back grenades

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

The power to change to justin biber

The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

The power to understand irony.

The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

The power to be listened to when noone's around.

the power to not own a spacial power!!

The power to simply walk into mordor

The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

Batman

The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

The power to attract flies and cockroaches

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!