The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!