The power not to find what you are looking for.

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The power to make grass grow at double the speed.

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The power to blow out your ears by watching TV

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power rangers

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to potato.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!