The power to lick your own tongue

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to not be funny

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to swim on land

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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the power to divide by 0

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!