The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to drown on land.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to procrast ....

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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power to dream about the future while sleeping but forgeting everything about it when you wake up..

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The power to be invisible if you're blind

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to make your Mother dance while everybody is watching

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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to be bradley

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The power to fart snot

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!