the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the ability to darken darkness

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to see into the present

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to die in one second

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of Being stupid

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!