the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to speak braille

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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The Ability to talk to girls, but only in your mind.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!