the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!