The power to rot food at will.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to make cats burp.

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The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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Super taste, while living in Mexico.

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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the ability to swim in a toilet bowl

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to think the world is flat

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to write on this website

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!