the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to talk in sign language.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to kill yourself at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!