The power to make deaf people see again.

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The Power to be aqua man

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!