The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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the power to burp a fart

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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the abilty to be lynched at will

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The power to kill an ant!!!

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The ability to be in Rosy O'Donalds underwear drawer

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to withstand anything that would kill a normal man, but die afterwards.

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to sit anywhere

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!