the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The useless pewer to increase your useless power at will! Moral: THE POWER TO SPAWN IN THE CENTER OF THE SUN AFTER DEATH INCREASE!

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The ability to never pick up on sarcasm.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

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The power to switch gender identity

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!